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If I were Filthy Rich
By Vivalyrian
+81 $2M+: House/cabin up in the mountains, dead center of massive plot of land with my own lake, build an outdoor under-roof stage by the water, and have my own karaoke shows blasting full volume to nothing but the surrounding woods with no fear of who can hear my awful voice

...just no neighbours knocking on the walls whenever I just need to sing, false and cats-strangling-in-an-alley as it may be...