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If I were Filthy Rich
By smushy_face
+76 Big tips everywhere I go. . .

Oh, you helped me out with my groceries? Here's a 50.

That's the best $20 carwash I've had. Here's $100.

My nails look fabulous! Here's a handful of 20s.

Except I wouldn't announce how much it was, just hand it to them. Lol

Recent responses

+21 @Kryptosis Just be discrete. Otherwise it’s an easy way to get mugged! If you’re going to tip loudly and largely expect a jealous scumbag to overhear and want some too