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If I were Filthy Rich
By SummonedShenanigans
+20 My fantasy if I won $10,000 dollars

First few months I would find nice girls at the local soup kitchen and have sex with them. I will also be providing and using a vape pen during these meet ups. Quick fuck nothing less. After, I would leave in a Uber car and get food at restaurants like chili’s, Applebee’s etc.

After a couple months of homeless single moms and vaping I would buy myself a new PC and a couple hotdogs. I would play videos games during the day along with eating hotdogs. During the evening I would be sitting on my couch watching NBA games, and even buying pay-per-view of sporting events. I will also watch MTV too. Then I would buy a 05’ Honda and drink some V8. Also a sub woofer in the trunk. After that I would get a new toothbrush and start flossing, with some fly ass cubic zirconium chains and earings.

Next, I wanna go on cruises for 3-5 days with the all inclusive + liquor package add ons. I would just get drunk and eat at the buffet and go to shows onboard the ship. Also I would blow a couple hundred in the casino on the cruise .

After I get back from the cruise. I will travel the internet for a couple years. But before traveling I want to invest a couple hundred into stocks and Bitcoin .after that is all done and I am back from traveling I want to go see Disney+ shows every week and enjoy my time. After that I’ma just chill at home and go for walks and eat good food.

Recent responses

+18 @Lostkiddo101 Lmao, great parody, funnier than the original and somehow more sensible