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If I were Filthy Rich
By DrTriage
+34 MegaMillions Jackpot Gets Bumped Up

The jackpot for today's drawing was started out at $396 million but today the billboard displayed $402 million! Only when the sales are brisker than expected do they adjust the jackpot up like this. So it may be even bigger, is what I'm thinking.

Rough estimate is 160.8 million in the bank, taxes paid. With that kind of money I'd have to have a garage to display all my restored Ferrari 246 Dino's (I think they're gorgeous), maybe the bank lobby.

Have you bought your ticket for tonight?

Recent responses

+16 @hotdeck Bought the winning ticket ;)

+14 @TJCasperson I would buy a 1993 Toyota Camry and then keep working at my minimum wage job. Just kidding, I’m not a dumb fuck like half the people on this sub. I’m buying a motherfucking mansion