I would hire a team to start breeding the world's most perfect dogs. They would be extremely cute, smart, and cuddly while requiring minimal grooming. They soon become the world's greatest seeing eye dogs – they can get you dressed, cook for you, and pick up your amazon packages from the post office... My breeders have selected for opposable thumbs.

I hire horticulturists to develop the perfect strain of weed. One that makes you feel euphoric without sleepiness or any other negative side effects. Then I open a fancy boutique bakery selling edibles at low cost.

I have a room full of wigs. Behind every mannequin head is a secret door leading to a huge walk-in closet. The closet contains clothes and accessories pertaining to this particular "identity" – prim and proper British schoolmarm, ethereal boho princess, sleek businesstime bosslady.

I would hire the best beauty team in the world. Their goal is to connect me to cutting edge treatments like human placenta facials and stem cell therapy. My cuticles are always in impeccable shape.

I begin training to go into outer space. With my money and influence, I attend events where I can get close to Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk. I insinuate myself into their social circles. Eventually I win a seat on one of their space shuttles.

I build a custom mansion with acres and acres of pristine forest surrounding it. One room has a trampoline floor. One room is a giant indoor skydiving rink. I have a "fun" pool that I regularly fill with clear gelatin. Sometimes I lie naked on the gelatin as I slowly sink to the pool floor.

I have a series of romantic partners who know all their needs will be met if they can keep me happy. They are each equipped with Amex black cards. They compete with each other to find the best gifts and experiences.

I hire a full time bodyworker / masseuse for nightly Netflix and chill. He gives shoulder rubs and foot rubs but never speaks.

I hire therapists who insinuate themselves into my family members' lives. They psychoanalyze and provide therapeutic treatment with revealing themselves to be therapists, Truman Show style.