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If I were Filthy Rich
By Cheap-Bathroom-4426+56 I’ve Always Wanted To Do This
After I win the lotto jackpot and the money hits my account. I’m gonna go to a fortune teller and ask them if I’m going to win the lotto jackpot, if their reply is no, I’m going to smile and tip them $500. Good luck to everyone playing the Powerball tonight.
Recent responses
+16 @Letters_to_Dionysus my lil thing is im gonna give the cashier that sold me the ticket 1% or a million whichevers bigger.
+14 @spacefrog_io i don’t get it. why?