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If I were Filthy Rich
By floridaman2025
+42 A Solution to the family problem

Hear me out,

Low ball what you actually won.

Let’s say you have two parents and two siblings. Tell them your payout was 11 millions and 300k(some specific number) and you’re sharing 8 m with them, and that you have save the rest to live of interest and have just enough for retirement. Once the word is out from your family(it will), other people will know you won just enough to explain your new life but not enough to hand out money to them.

Recent responses

+63 @DirtyPenPalDoug Or straight up learn to tell vultures to fuck off.. that's an option

+32 @TheLizardKing89 This plan doesn’t work if you live in a state where anonymity isn’t an option.

+13 @Zealousideal_Let3945 I’m not clear on why I’d want to be specific about my finances with anyone else.

+13 @SomethingClever2117 The actual solution is to set up a trust with your lawyers. Make your family members beneficiaries and let them know this is a one time payment from you, there is no refill. If you want to avoid random family members asking you for money then move out of state, change your number, and delete social media.

+10 @PirateKilt A) Grow a set and tell people "No" or, Hire someone who will do it for you for a modest Salary. B) As part of the no, give a brief lesson on how the Fed-Gov TAXES the hell out of any cash gifts beyond certain limits: The annual limit: currently You can gift a family member up to $18,000 per person in 2024 in the US without risking paying taxes on the amount. This is called a gift tax exclusion. The Lifetime limit: currently, if you gift out anything beyond $14M over your lifetime, you have to give Uncle Sam $40 for every $100 you gift.