If I were Filthy Rich
By Old-Row-6466+104 Who Needs Retirement? I’m Banking on Winning the Lottery!
Saving for retirement? Pfft, who needs that when I’ve got my winning lottery strategy all figured out! I mean, who needs a 401(k) when you can buy a $2 ticket and dream about being a billionaire overnight? Sure, the odds are slim—like, getting-struck-by-lightning-twice slim—but isn’t that what makes it exciting? Besides, if it doesn’t work out, there’s always Plan B: become a YouTube influencer at 65, right? If worse comes to worst, I’ll just start a GoFundMe for my golden years. Who says financial planning has to be boring and realistic?
Recent responses
+33 @lintfilms About 6 to 10 people in the US win the Megamillions or Powerball jackpot each year and based on what I have seen with the NY lottery, 1 to 4 people a year win it each year of late. This means your odds of being struck by lightning twice are better, but it someone does win these lotteries always. Why not you? Why not me? It Could Happen To You as the Nick Cage & Bridget Fonda movie said, so there are worse plans. Especially as you have a solid Plan B.😉
+20 @TwoRoninTTRPG \*Fry from Futurama squinting\* "He's either epic level trolling this sub or he's truly one of us."
+14 @ValiXX79 I agree 100%. Tonite am gonna win the 50M jackpot 6/49, in Canada😎😎. I'll dissapear for 12 months and re-apear on my sailing catamaran somewhere in either Atlantic or Pacific.
+11 @mzx380 I like your thinking, I'm with you.