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If I were Filthy Rich
By smushy_face
+18 I think I'd either be generous to my own detriment or generous in a jerky way

Like, I really want everyone I know to have everything and be happy. BUT I'd have a really hard time doing it string free. Like, yeah, sis I love you SO much and I'm going to buy you a house. . . .next door to me. Hey, bestie, here's the information for your chartered private jet. . .flying to visit me. Lol I want then to be happy where I can see them being happy.

Recent responses

+12 @chickenfightyourmom I'd be generous at first, but then I'd probably get tired of being used and turn into a grouch and close the pocketbook. Everyone would get pissed and hate on me, but then try to apologize and suck up for more money. Yuck to all of it. Just one more reason to not tell anyone about your win.