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If I were Filthy Rich
By nonesuchnotion
+187 I told the clerk who sold me the ticket that I’d give her a million dollars if I won.

I was taking a road trip and this particular gas station was pretty far removed from just about everywhere, and she shoots back sarcastically with “Yeah, right… like you’d actually drive all the way out here from wherever you’re from just to give some random green-haired girl at a gas station mini-mart a million dollars.” I looked right at her replying “I totally would and that would be the funnest drive of my entire life. Can you imagine how insanely fun that would be giving a stranger a million dollars, high-fiving them and then driving home!” She smiled and nodded. Too bad I didn’t win, but it’s still fun to think about.

Recent responses

+87 @SeniorCitizenRespect My husband always tells the clerk he will buy him a “30 rack “ of beer if he wins But it’s a scam they are trying to pull on me because if my husband even wins two dollars he goes back and him and the clerk drink the beer behind the 7-11

+40 @Chance-Work4911 Movie: It Could Happen To You (1994) Storyline: Charlie and Muriel Lang have led simple lives for most of their existence. That's until they win $4 million on the lottery. There is a problem, however. Prior to winning the lottery, Charlie had eaten at a café and hadn't been able to tip the waitress. He had promised her, jokingly, that if he won the lottery he'd give her half of it. This is why his wife, Muriel, decides to leave him. She doesn't want the waitress to get a cent of their money. In fact, she wants all $4 million for herself.

+16 @IcedHemp77 When I worked at a place that sold tickets we had a regular who would ask whoever sold him the ticket what kind of brand new car they want if he won, and wrote it down for each ticket lol I fully believe he would have followed through on it

+15 @Bright_Appearance390 And she'd be sueing the ever living s\*\*t out of you saying that you agreed to give her 20 million but only gave her 1 mil. Don't ever say or do things like this. They seem so harmless and light hearted but as soon as life changing money is on the table people turn into monsters.

+11 @GothinHealthcare I always choose my own numbers and purchase my own tickets from an automated kiosk. That way, I don't feel obligated to pay back anyone for getting me the winning ticket, since the commission is all the establishment is entitled to. Then again, I'm super selfish as hell.