+29 @skeetsauce Two chicks at once.

+20 @cullen9 Upgrade the amount of land I have to the 100-300 acres range. Build a custom ranch style house with a sauna, a master bedroom that opens to a private garden with an outdoor heated tub. A home gym, A covered back patio, outdoor kitchen with attached bbq pit, so I can smoke meats or sit outside on rainy days. build a mountain bike/hiking trail build a 2 - 40x80x18 workshops on the property one for making things(adam savage jimmy diresta style) the other for vehicles. fence in about 10 acres off the back of the house for a garden, a big natural swimming pond for the dog to play safely(he currently likes to run out into the road if i don't keep an eye on him outside). Plant a fruit orchard, pawpaw, apples, cherries, pears, peaches,plums ect. Get a tractor with attachments, an polaris ranger style 4wd utv, Brubaker Box, a 16ft stake bed with lift gate, forklift, a tear drop style trailer for camping A green house for lemon trees and other tropicalish temp fruits go to cosplay conventions a lot more travel a little load up on art, legos, props, board games, retro consoles, build a kick ass pc set up donate to a bunch of causes anonymously, local mtb community, Veterans community project, st jude, donate to random twitch folks anonymously for fun

+11 @GroundForcesWTX I would likely live the same way as if I had $20 million. At that level, I think I would have a lot of that set aside in a sizable interest in a major corporation and/or index funds.

+10 @Chill_Panda It’s such an insane amount of money. I would: Put 10 mill in a savings account in my name for each of my close friends and family, send them the interest each month. Put 30 mill in savings for myself and live off the interest each month. Buy a banging house, maybe a couple in different places. Then probably go crazy with the other 550 million.