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If I were Filthy Rich
By TheMintyOnion
+88 If I won a large lottery I would hire an architect to design a home for me.

I’m really only worried about the basement, specifically the laundry room. I require a laundry room of 15 feet by 15 feet. Stain proof ceramic tiling from floor to ceiling. I’m a man who likes to do his own laundry... and sometimes it gets messy. Steel chains will dangle from the ceiling at a height of 9 feet and that is where my laundry bags will hang for 3 days and 3 nights before I... clean them. One final concern, soundproofing, I tend to make a lot of racket when I launder.

Besides that I trust the architect to design a beautiful home for me.

Recent responses

+44 @kisaveoz Yes officer, this post right here.

+22 @Davieashtray Ted you can't design a murder house!

+13 @MOLightningBro [For the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/n1TNEMs6fh8), OP is (maybe) not a murderous psychopath.