If I were Filthy Rich
By dverb+94 If I won the lottery, I would start up the world’s most evil corporation...
Ideally, it would be called Evil Corp. We would have a head office that would be a top post in r/evilbuildings . We would be devilishly, cartoonishly evil.
In reality, we would be a good company, doing charitable things and bringing attention to worthy causes, but all in the name of evil and world domination.
Our campaigns would be simple. We would call a press conference to announce a new strategy. “For years, we have admired the sheer brutality of one particular company. For decades, Nestle has been committed to clearing the Amazon Rainforest. They have received very little support from other companies, but today I can announce that we will be joining their plight, and hopefully our companies together can finally abolish the Amazon Rainforest entirely”. Over the follow days, you would see billboards and advertisements appearing, saying things like “Nestle & Evil Corp, working together to end the Amazon Rrainforest” or “working together to drain California of water”.
Donating money to a children’s hospital: “Our data suggests that this area is a historical catchment area for villains, so it is in our best interests to ensure that all all potential future villains are given medical care”.
Our housing services and drug and alcohol rehabilitation centres will obviously only exist so that we can easily recruit henchmen for future world domination related activities.
Donating money to medical research is for advancements in our biological warfare division.
Our head office would have a hall of fame, which would house portraits of people like Darth Vader, Lord Voldemort, Hans Gruber, The Shredder, Agent Smith. Then we would hold prestigious induction ceremonies each year, to induct that years worst characters and people (Putin, Bezos etc).
This is obviously a stupid idea, but it would just be such a fun way to waste away my bullshit winnings.
Recent responses
+36 @nunyabidnez76 This may be a joke but I could see some value. Maybe create a Razzies-style awards ceremony for the executives who put profit above all else. You'd have to hire some very convincing PR & Legal staff to insure you don't cross over into libel/slander. But you could use the platform to raise awareness.
+15 @skeetsauce Facebook is already interested in making you an offer for a buyout to help complete their empire.